I didnt get much sleep last night, granted, but I’ve been laughing about this for over a minute now.
Barnes Circus performers, 1920s. NOPE.
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if you crossed a slug with a leaf, friends, we have your answer right here. This strange creature that appears to be part leaf, part slug and part tongue is a Leaf-vein slug (Athoracophorus bitentaculatus), a species of land slug native to New Zealand. They’re nocturnal and thought to feed primarily on algae and fungi found on the surface of plants, which means they don’t damage plants like plenty of other slug species do.
This particular specimen was photographed by Redditor Aaronlolwtf while they were out trimming some flax last year.
To view more examples of this fascinating little creature, click here.
Why don’t you sit over to the side, mother, and experience the happiness at an oblique angle? We’ll describe anything you want.
(This image taken from a compendium of images that describe possible reactions to TV that were, in fact, never demonstrated by anyone in the history of the medium.)
"I liked the idea of living in a city - any city, especially a strange one - liked the thought of traffic and crowds, of working in a bookstore, waiting tables in a coffee shop, who knew what kind of odd, solitary life I might slip into? Meals alone, walking the dogs in the evening; and nobody knowing who I was."
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one