accidental genius

Talk to me.   This is a blog of things that I deem accidentally genius.
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this is so much more pleasing to the eye.

this is so much more pleasing to the eye.

(Source: setbabiesonfire, via infinitescrolling)

— 35 minutes ago with 1498 notes
"I dunno, I’ve started to kinda hate people and it’s not because I have anything against them, it’s just—I enjoy it—it’s just recreational."

Louis C.K. (Shameless)

this is me. I blame my husband’s influence.

(Source: apophysis)

— 5 hours ago with 27 notes

other than the fact that the guy on the left’s face is freaking my shit out, this is a pretty neat vintage photo.

other than the fact that the guy on the left’s face is freaking my shit out, this is a pretty neat vintage photo.

— 15 hours ago with 270 notes
"I like witnessing life. Good and bad, I’m like, “Wow. I got to see that."
Louis C.K. (via thanksforthebread)
— 1 day ago with 9 notes
Parents Rosemere Fernandes de Andrade and her partner Joao are dark-skinned Afro-Brazilians, yet three of their five children are albinos. Clicking the photo will take you to the news article.

Parents Rosemere Fernandes de Andrade and her partner Joao are dark-skinned Afro-Brazilians, yet three of their five children are albinos. Clicking the photo will take you to the news article.


— 1 day ago with 8 notes
Soda in New England; pop in the midwest; and ‘coke‘ in the American South. Check out this dialect map of words for ‘soft drink’ created by Matthew T. Campbell.

Soda in New England; pop in the midwest; and ‘coke‘ in the American South. Check out this dialect map of words for ‘soft drink’ created by Matthew T. Campbell.

— 1 day ago
iheartchaos:

The official book of Monday.

iheartchaos:

The official book of Monday.

— 2 days ago with 188 notes

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

(via 1linerjokes)

— 3 days ago with 4 notes
The outlets are watching you, and they’re SHOCKED.

The outlets are watching you, and they’re SHOCKED.

— 4 days ago
"‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none-percent of. And even the inside of your own mind is endless. It goes on forever inwardly; do you understand? Being the fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to be bored.”
-Louis C.K."

Louis C.K. (via thestudyofmettle)

yes yes yes forever yes

— 4 days ago with 10 notes