smalltownbeatnik

Talk to me.   feral children, paper crafts, photography, independent film, the epic in the midst of the everyday, pop culture, etymology, absurd humor, genealogy, garden gnomes, gag reels, the human condition, oddities & curiosities, the fringes of society & science, folklore, comparative mythology, literal meanings of French idioms, oxford commas, street food, the banal & the bizarre.

This is me and my face.
This tumblr is a peek inside part of my brain. For a view of the rest of my brain, I double dog dare you to check out my other tumblrs: babyjesusonacross, goddamned delightful, hetermorphy, suntan & napalm, bathroom wall anarchy, the psychology of color

twistedfilmsofficial:

curbside-service:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

nicotineintheafternoon:

daryl-fuckme-dixon:

spookyscaryscary:

a collection of some of my favorites

"the recession has hit us hard"

I love tumblr in an unhealthy way

my favorite posts on tumblr are collections of posts on tumblr that depict the sheer insanity of tumblr

At least 3 potato.

3 potato

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"I was more of a genius in dreams than in life. That is my tragedy."
Fernando Pessoa (via soldtotherichman)

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Hundreds of moon jellyfish babies have been born at the Weymouth Sealife centre in Dorset. Aquarists say they have never seen so many jelly babies of all shapes, sizes and colours from many different species at one time - but even though they may look cute many of them are highly poisonous as well.

Hundreds of moon jellyfish babies have been born at the Weymouth Sealife centre in Dorset. Aquarists say they have never seen so many jelly babies of all shapes, sizes and colours from many different species at one time - but even though they may look cute many of them are highly poisonous as well.

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2srooky:

opal-porn:

Ethiopian opal geode

That’s an egg.

maybe a dinosaur egg

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euo:

"The idea of becoming someone else for a little while. Being inside another skin - thinking differently, moving differently, feeling differently.”
Being John Malkovich (1999) dir. Spike Jonze

euo:

"The idea of becoming someone else for a little while. Being inside another skin - thinking differently, moving differently, feeling differently.”

Being John Malkovich (1999) dir. Spike Jonze

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liquidatomicgonads:

The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.

liquidatomicgonads:

The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.

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howidiotic:

came across the best mug ever the other day


My name is Elaina. I’d have to buy this mug.

howidiotic:

came across the best mug ever the other day

My name is Elaina. I’d have to buy this mug.

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bridgesaflame:

With a little Savage Garden playing for mood music.

bridgesaflame:

With a little Savage Garden playing for mood music.

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