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This is me and my face.
This tumblr is a peek inside part of my brain. For a view of the rest of my brain, I double dog dare you to check out my other tumblrs: babyjesusonacross, goddamned delightful, hetermorphy, suntan & napalm, bathroom wall anarchy, the psychology of color

Baby:m-m
Mom:mama?
Baby:mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell
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davidkendall:

To this day, this is exactly how I hula hoop.

davidkendall:

To this day, this is exactly how I hula hoop.

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— 2 hours ago with 21 notes

Love’s Baby Soft television commercial, c. 1975.

um. what the everloving fuck.

— 4 hours ago with 4 notes
#baby soft  #perfume  #1975  #70s  #seventies  #1970's  #commercial  #advertisement  #creepy  #wtf 
krok-o-dyle:

OLD SCHOOL GOOGLE GLASS

krok-o-dyle:

OLD SCHOOL GOOGLE GLASS

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— 4 hours ago with 52 notes

and this is the room,
one afternoon i knew i could love you.
and from above you, how i sank into your soul,
into that secret place where no one dares to go.

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Here are some helpful guides to get by in the old days.+ more masterposts
Boy’s Beware: A 1961 anti-homosexual film targeted at teenage boys, urging them to avoid encounters with potential molesters. Because, you know, all gay men are pedophilesGirl’s Beware: Another 1961 film against women independence.The Snob: Sara is a girl with what could probably be a social anxiety disorder, but all she needs is to be MORE SOCIAL!Improve Your Personality: The ten-minute short explains what exactly a personality is and the three things that can change it.Alcohol is Dynamite: ”alcohol is a violent narcotic.”Drug Addiction: Marty Malone smokes pot and cuts his mouth on a Pepsi bottle. Then he starts on heroin and ends up in rehab.Let’s Make A Sandwich: Sally Gasco and her mother make tuna rarebit for their young boy guests. Thanks to their gas stove, this process is quick and easy.Dating: Do’s And Dont’s: A helpful 1949 video guide to dating, the swell way!Am I Trustworthy?: 1950. Eddie learns that “people have to show they can be trusted with little things, before they can be trusted with big things.”Snap Out of It!: Howard is hoping for an “A” in history class but when he gets his report card, he’s angry to find he got a B.Body Care and Grooming: The only way for a teen to learn is from snide criticism!The Trouble with Women: 1959, how to deal with those pesky women in the workplace.Young Man’s Fancy: A visiting young man prefers the household electrical appliances over the teenage daughter!How Do You Do?: Peggy is a teenage girl who spends her time talking to the camera. It’s fun, believe me.Joys of Popularity: Are you a good girl or a bad girl? A post war era film on conformity. How To Undress In Front Of Your Husband: A helpful guide, ladies!Dinner Party: Fix your table manners in the most guilt trippy way possible!Makeup Tutorial: Look’s like they’ve had makeup tutorials since the 1960’s.
Here are some helpful guides to get by in the old days.
+ more masterposts

Boy’s Beware: A 1961 anti-homosexual film targeted at teenage boys, urging them to avoid encounters with potential molesters. Because, you know, all gay men are pedophiles
Girl’s Beware: Another 1961 film against women independence.
The Snob: Sara is a girl with what could probably be a social anxiety disorder, but all she needs is to be MORE SOCIAL!
Improve Your Personality: The ten-minute short explains what exactly a personality is and the three things that can change it.
Alcohol is Dynamite: ”alcohol is a violent narcotic.”
Drug Addiction: Marty Malone smokes pot and cuts his mouth on a Pepsi bottle. Then he starts on heroin and ends up in rehab.
Let’s Make A Sandwich: Sally Gasco and her mother make tuna rarebit for their young boy guests. Thanks to their gas stove, this process is quick and easy.
Dating: Do’s And Dont’s: A helpful 1949 video guide to dating, the swell way!
Am I Trustworthy?: 1950. Eddie learns that “people have to show they can be trusted with little things, before they can be trusted with big things.”
Snap Out of It!: Howard is hoping for an “A” in history class but when he gets his report card, he’s angry to find he got a B.
Body Care and Grooming: The only way for a teen to learn is from snide criticism!
The Trouble with Women: 1959, how to deal with those pesky women in the workplace.
Young Man’s Fancy: A visiting young man prefers the household electrical appliances over the teenage daughter!
How Do You Do?: Peggy is a teenage girl who spends her time talking to the camera. It’s fun, believe me.
Joys of Popularity: Are you a good girl or a bad girl? A post war era film on conformity. 
How To Undress In Front Of Your Husband: A helpful guide, ladies!
Dinner Party: Fix your table manners in the most guilt trippy way possible!
Makeup Tutorial: Look’s like they’ve had makeup tutorials since the 1960’s.

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— 15 hours ago with 455 notes

pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

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