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This tumblr is a peek inside part of my brain. For a view of the rest of my brain, I double dog dare you to check out my other tumblrs: babyjesusonacross, goddamned delightful, hetermorphy, suntan & napalm, bathroom wall anarchy, the psychology of color

conflictingheart:

The Sleeping Goddess in The Lost Gardens of Heligan in England.

conflictingheart:

The Sleeping Goddess in The Lost Gardens of Heligan in England.

(Source: unexplained-events)

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"We want more schoolhouses and less jails; more books and less arsenals; more learning and less vice; more leisure and less greed; more justice and less revenge; in fact, more of the opportunities to cultivate our better natures."
— 7 hours ago with 581 notes
"Come quickly, I am drinking the stars!"

Dom Pérignon after inventing champagne 

(via owls-love-tea)

He was drunk.

(Source: thesnicketfile, via bundled-thoughts)

— 14 hours ago with 26329 notes

supermodelgif:

Winter is behind us which means the seasons of insects are upon us once again

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— 17 hours ago with 179 notes
Wave: A Large Sculpture Made from Thousands of Blonde Barbie Dolls

"The sculpture is about genetic modification and the tyranny of the ideal image of beauty."

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Wave: A Large Sculpture Made from Thousands of Blonde Barbie Dolls

"The sculpture is about genetic modification and the tyranny of the ideal image of beauty."

[x]

— 19 hours ago with 1 note

Sometimes I accidentally activate my phone’s voice texting feature when I’m not aware. It doesn’t always accurately capture whatever conversation I’m having.

Call Jimmy John’s world and he also didn’t even do just. I just saw little bit on sale right here be watching porno that multiple departments were somewhat

I’m fairly certain I said none of that.
— 20 hours ago with 2 notes
vintagetoyarchive:

 DIME STORE: 1950s Children’s Party Games PUNCH BOARD

vintagetoyarchive:

DIME STORE: 1950s Children’s Party Games PUNCH BOARD

— 22 hours ago with 44 notes

thedalekin221b:

do I need them : no

would I a buy them cause they are cool-assly packaged : fuck yesss

(via baconating)

— 23 hours ago with 17180 notes
philamuseum:

French Rococo painter Jean-Honoré Fragonard, born today in 1732, was famous for depicting the exuberance and hedonism of his day. In this famous work from the Wallace Collection (London), the gentleman in the bushes has quite a view. Hope the lady’s husband doesn’t notice! Celebrate Fragonard's birthday by viewing other titillating works in our collection."The Swing," 1767, by Jean-Honoré Fragonard (Wallace Collection, London)

I love her vagina skirt.

philamuseum:

French Rococo painter Jean-Honoré Fragonard, born today in 1732, was famous for depicting the exuberance and hedonism of his day. In this famous work from the Wallace Collection (London), the gentleman in the bushes has quite a view. Hope the lady’s husband doesn’t notice!

Celebrate Fragonard's birthday by viewing other titillating works in our collection.

"The Swing," 1767, by Jean-Honoré Fragonard (Wallace Collection, London)

I love her vagina skirt.

— 1 day ago with 543 notes