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I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. HAHAHAHA He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a freaking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing?  Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.” And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’ no mom mom no NO

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. HAHAHAHA

He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a freaking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing?  Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

no mom

mom no

NO

(Source: lemon-sprinkles, via cyborglovesong)

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