smalltownbeatnik
Talk to me.
A few things that make me tick: feral children, paper crafts, photography, independent film, hipstamatic, the epic in the midst of the everyday, pop culture, etymology, absurd humor, genealogy, garden gnomes, gag reels, the human condition, oddities & curiosities, the fringes of society & science, folklore, comparative mythology, literal meanings of French idioms, oxford commas, street food, the banal & the bizarre.
This is me and my face.
This tumblr is a peek inside part of my brain. For a view of the rest of my brain, I double dog dare you to check out my other tumblrs: babyjesusonacross, goddamned delightful, hetermorphy, suntan & napalm, bathroom wall anarchy, the psychology of color
This is me and my face.
This tumblr is a peek inside part of my brain. For a view of the rest of my brain, I double dog dare you to check out my other tumblrs: babyjesusonacross, goddamned delightful, hetermorphy, suntan & napalm, bathroom wall anarchy, the psychology of color
I DIDN’T MEAN TO REACT LIKE THAT.
EAT A DICK.
I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT AND I OVERREACTED.
YOU CALLED ME AN ABOMINATION AND QUOTED LEVITICUS.
I KNOW. I GOT CARRIED AWAY. BUT … YOU SERIOUSLY … YOU KNOW? PREFER THAT?
ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL UNTIL I DIE.
MAYBE IT’S JUST A PHASE YOU’RE GOING THROUGH.
I’M TWENTY.
IT’S UNNATURAL.
THEY TASTE BETTER.
THAT’S DISGUSTING.
IT’S TRUE.
BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TARTS DO NOT TASTE BETTER THAN STRAWBERRY.
THEY DO TO ME, AND I’D APPRECIATE AN APOLOGY.
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